Dear milk carton,
It's probably not your fault that you didn't come with a safety seal beneath your twist off cap, but it irritated me. I hope it is not the workings of some sociopath who goes to groceries stores all over the Midwest and rips off the seal just to pour in poison, but since I would rather not go back to the store among all the confused lemmings wandering around aimlessly, I guess I'll take my chances.
Please don't kill me.
Love,
Lynna
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