Juice Bottle

Dear Juice Bottle,
I do not appreciate you hanging out in the refrigerator when you are empty. It makes no sense for you to hold your place on the shelf when you hold nothing inside your plastic walls. Certainly this is your own doing, for it could not possibly be the angelic boys living in this house who would drink the last of your contents and put you back in the fridge because they are too lazy to rinse you out and throw you in the recycling bin.
Love,
Lynna