Dear Goosebumps,
Thanks for making my taking time to actually shave my legs this morning worthless. See you next week when we repeat this process. Maybe you could figure out other ways to frustrate me. I dare you.
Love,
Lynna
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Deja Vu
Dear Deja Vu,
How does it feel to know that your very existence is to annoy people? Does it make you feel like a man that you are hated by everyone? Congratulations; goal accomplished, jerk.
Love,
Lynna
How does it feel to know that your very existence is to annoy people? Does it make you feel like a man that you are hated by everyone? Congratulations; goal accomplished, jerk.
Love,
Lynna
Construction
Dear Construction,
You make me nuts. The only solace I have when dealing with you is my radio and my cell phone. Take your orange cones and shove it.
Love,
Lynna
You make me nuts. The only solace I have when dealing with you is my radio and my cell phone. Take your orange cones and shove it.
Love,
Lynna
Humidity
Dear Humidity,
Is it too much for me to ask you to just couple up with a strong breeze at least? You are friend to no one.
Love,
Lynna
Is it too much for me to ask you to just couple up with a strong breeze at least? You are friend to no one.
Love,
Lynna
Shoe Farts
Dear Shoe Farts,
As if you aren't embarrassing enough, you only seem to happen at the quietest moments in the most populated places. Attention-seek much? Geez.
Love,
L/y/n/n/a
As if you aren't embarrassing enough, you only seem to happen at the quietest moments in the most populated places. Attention-seek much? Geez.
Love,
L/y/n/n/a
Attention Span
Dear Attention Span,
Bahhhh...I would like it if we hung out more. But alas, you run away before I have a chance to take advantage of you.
Love,
Lynna
Bahhhh...I would like it if we hung out more. But alas, you run away before I have a chance to take advantage of you.
Love,
Lynna
Caffeine headache
Dear Caffeine Headache,
If it weren't for you, I would quit my coffee habit. Way to conspire with my already raging addiction.
Love,
Lynna
If it weren't for you, I would quit my coffee habit. Way to conspire with my already raging addiction.
Love,
Lynna
Intentions
Dear intentions,
Whether you are bad or good, you are purposeless. You are just what was supposed to happen but didn't yet and probably never will. You are completely useless...unless, of course, for people to use as an explanation (excuse) for what was supposed to but did not come to fruition. You = basically worthless.
Love,
Leeeeeeena
Whether you are bad or good, you are purposeless. You are just what was supposed to happen but didn't yet and probably never will. You are completely useless...unless, of course, for people to use as an explanation (excuse) for what was supposed to but did not come to fruition. You = basically worthless.
Love,
Leeeeeeena
Metaphors
Dear Metaphors,
Sometimes you work, sometimes you don't. Usually you backfire. You fail.
Love,
Lynna
Sometimes you work, sometimes you don't. Usually you backfire. You fail.
Love,
Lynna
Bleach
Dear Bleach,
Although I appreciate how you clean stains, I do not enjoy how you jump all over my clothes and decide to leave your autograph of colorless splotches. Sometimes I wish I could erase YOU.
Love,
Lynna
Although I appreciate how you clean stains, I do not enjoy how you jump all over my clothes and decide to leave your autograph of colorless splotches. Sometimes I wish I could erase YOU.
Love,
Lynna
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